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Birthdays, best forgotten!

January Birthdays
1st: Ronald Smith '23, Chris Read, John Raper and Les Handicott '47​
2nd: John Rana, Mal Fisher, Steve Luke, Mark Webb and Mick Allinson
3rd: Michael Lamb
4th: Bill Sim, Maurice Borg, Peter Anscomb, Ted Creswell, Ken Horn '35  and Cole Klease
5th: Darren Watson
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7th: John Cornish and Frank Hicks
8th: Bob O'Grady, Gary Hamer, Greg Mapson and Daniel Marsh
9th: Mathew Hallcroft
10th: Bob Appleton
11th: Karl Overing, Steve Nihill, Richard Hill and Peter Johnson 
12th: John Raper and Bronco McGinn
13th: Joe Hackenberg
14th: Terry Baker, Glenn Downes, Max Walker and Garry Coombe
15th: Dennis Buck
16th: Ian Taber, Loriol Williamson '36 Kerry Bolton, Graham Gilbert, Anastass Koutsoukis and Jonathan Dawson
17th: Darryl Madden
18th: Derek Lilliman
19th: Peter Zanki and Geoff Harvey
20th: Anita Lawton
21st: Phillip Hoskin, Ross Tanimu, Naomi Stone, Brett Hinton and Andrew Grey
22nd: Rod Gould and John Winn
23rd: Peter Smith and Jon Farrar
24th: David Beauchamp
25th: Ray Higgs, Peter Reid and David Onslow
26th: Australia, the Chief Stoker, Michael Stanley, Michael Healey and Christopher Hunt
27th: Grant Kelly
29th: Glenn Keesing, Alan Johnstone  and Garry Livingston
30th: Robert Marsland , Mitchell Blake '55 Garth Schmidt, Peter McClay and Keith Ferguson

February Birthdays
1st: Paul Woodhams, Paul Haywood, Richard Coathup, Pat Heffernan & Carl Smith
2nd: Sean Kenney, Tony Noakes, Michael Stanley & Brett Hughes
3rd: Chris O'Hora, Pauline Barnes, William Harding '42  & Bev Draper
4th: Ken Horn '35 , John McCormack, Mark Nowakowski & Gordon Smith
5th: Steve Boddy
6th: Roger Faramus, Allen Francis, Tony Hollis, Robert Zwikielberg, Scotty Brewer & Lindsay Frost
7th: Tony Bernhagen, John Bushell, Mark Oliver & Jim Young
8th: Jim Mullins, Richard Coathup & Keith Broomfield
9th: Daryl Walsh & Eddie Brent
10th: Terry Gowling & Garry Hollas
11th: Jamie Arnold & Pat Heffernan 
12th: Ross Mackinnon, Robert Brownlie & Bob James
13th: Mark Lundie, Tony Phelan , Richard Lawton & Chris Rubly
14th: Michael Kelly & Glenn Feige
15th: Les Lever, Rod Charles, Les Rawson, Bill Whelan & Bob Ashmore
16th: Matt Young & Greg Wyatt
17th: Paul Summers & Mark Smith
18th: Terry Rowell
19th: David Stanton, Gary McGinn, Jim Blunt, Pat Hawkins, Gary Davis, Col Fowler, Bernard Lucas & Michael Holt
20th: Phil Watts & William Lawton
21st: Keith Bromfield, Ken Morton, Richard Lewin, Andrew Gray & Ray Gissing
22nd: Bob Bundy , Paul Newman, Reg Livermore, Tony Critchley, Sandy Freeleagus & Joseph Knowles
23rd: Robert Madden & Marc Sweeney
24th: Ross Walters, Christopher Donald & Bill Clayton
25th John Curtain  & Robert Middleton
26th: Gregory Pennicuik, Michael Kerns, & Mike Sherriff
27th: Michael Kearns, Peter Girard Andrew Brown '69, Bob Mellowship, Tim Bowra, Neil Forbes and Kevan Marengo  
28th: Peter Chegwidden

March Birthdays
1st: Eric Fleming & Ralph Luther
2nd: Ron Bucci 
3rd: Graham Blackman & Clem Marsters 
4th: Richard Gellie, Elizabeth Cromar, Dave Reid '57  & Kim Pitt 
5th: Graham Atkinson, Ian Hoff '50  & Bill Mansfield
6th: James McManimm, Brett Campany, Mike Southward & Gary Payseno 
7th: Tony Wise, Paul Mansell & Eoin Asker 
9th: Barry Nobes  , Neal Garnett, Brendan McHarg & Bill Wyatt 
10th: Pat Beresford '50, Brett Sampson, David Nicholls, Eric Ryle, Mike Kelly '50 & Craig Cope
11th: Peter Clarke, Wayne Gilligan & James Aitken 
12th: Dave Perry and Brett Manuel
13th: David Bilbow, Marc Sweeney, Mick Carew, Keith Amos, Andy Keay & Gilbert Wilson 
14th: Colin Watts '62 , Andre Bruinhout '22 , John Fisher, Alison O'Donohue & Max Bryant 
15th: Wayne Lloyd, Malcolm McGrath '31 
16th: Paul Gregg & Alan Brain 
17th: Gary 'Scouse' Bromley 
18th: Ken Norton '28 
19th: John O'Brien & Brendan McHarg 
​20th: Mike Russell & Brent Clark 
21st: Warren Gardner & Steve Humphries
22nd: Tony Critchley & Michael Wakelin '72
23rd: Grant Cashion, Dennis Turner '21 , Graham Newey, Tim Bass '65 & Ian Jimmieson
24th: Trevor Lewis '43 
25th: Douglas Craig, Brian Mathews, Paul McCallum & Peter Carter 
26th: Trevor Hillier, Ricky Roberts, Wally Whitfield & Thor Lund 
27th: Sid Czabotar, Peter Price & Chris Lewis 
28th: William Mitchell 
29th: Bill O'Reilly 
30th: Darryl Massie '49, Strech Vierveyzer, Michael Turnbull & Tony 'Fruitbat' Smith 
31st: John Mills, Derrick Roper & Ian Prodger

April Birthdays
1st: Ross Britton, Luke Dixon & Maurice Watherston
2nd: Nick Carter, Keith Hatfield & Michael Davidson
3rd: Roger Saltmarsh, Stuart Prigmore, Russell Clark, Phillip Bopf & Nick Carter
4th: Derek Newell '34, David Strangward '58, Leslie Birch '68 and Justin Waples '74 
5th: Vernon Hancock, Terry Aldred & Werner Pelka
6th: Brian Linford
7th: Darren Smith, Chris Whitworth, Irwin Schleicher '53, Malcolm Lewis, Kevin Curtis, Arie de Rooy, Kevin Curtis & Kay Durrant
8th: Steven Burgess & Paul Wakeman
9th: Lyall Muir '28 , Barry Nobes '35 Stuart Dunlop, Lindsay Peck, Ramon Lawrence '45 & Darren Thompson
10th: Stephen Wood '57
11th: Trevor Forster, Tony Carter, Susan O'Grady, Sandy Coulson, Derrick Keeping, Mark Pardoe & Scott Walker
12th: David Gilbert, Gary Rinderman & James Hutchison
13th: Eric Jones, Doug Walters, Terry Rowley, Colin Prior & Paul Gardiner
14th: Margie Andrews, Bruce Crane & Allan Sutton
15th: Greg Doodson, Derek Walsh, Mal Bridge, Ronald Gannon, Helen Wyatt, Ian Sinclair, Dale Turner, Peter Richards & Stuart Campbell
16th: Ash Davis, Piers Chatterton, Michael Norton & Susan Howard '46 
17th: Darryl Madden '57, Neil Johnson, Daryl McIntyre, Peter Russell, Howard Rutter, George Marriotto & Michael Rikard-Bell
18th: Maurice Draper
19th: Ray Wilson & Michael Wood
20th: Bob Trotter & Anatol Dangel
21st: John Chambers
22nd: Phil Collins, Terry Frost & Ron Sulman
23rd: David Edson, Graham Morritt & Graeme Caesar
24th: Warwick Raymont, Warren Humphrey & Brian Blackburn
25th: Tas Bellette & Peter Rixon
26th: Gordon Sexton
27th: Stuart Weymouth, Jon Davison & Ian Doig
28th: Mathew Swanson
29th: Chris Lenehan, Jan Edworthy & Mark Howard
30th: David Aylmer, Ken Greig & Peter O'Donohue

May Birthdays
1st: Henry Cook   & Kevin Assenheim
3rd: Gerald Degen, Keith Dickson, Keith Hamilton & Mark Diggle
5th: Dave Thomas, Brian Clarke, Ken Greenwood & David Meakin-Jones
6th: Eric Briggs & Jack Dale
7th: Don Clarke & David Bryant
8th: Robin Ford, Graeme Draper & Michael Bell
9th: Tim Brown, Dan Jordan & Roy Collins
10th: Adrian Sellars, Derek Pearce & Robert McGuigan
11th: Gordon Mann, Leigh Ralph & Barry Davis
12th: Martin Toy & John MacDonald
13th: Kim Hyatt 
14th: Ian Hill, Peter Jensen & Darryl Cross
15th: Roger Cooper
16th: James Blakely
17th: Dave Grant
18th: Edward Barend & John Morris
19th: Edgar Goldhahn, Jeremy Parrett, John Hodges, Tony Hewitt, Ian Crouch, Duane Houge & Chris Paraskevas
20th: John Davies & Jack Warner
22nd: Patrick Cahill & Paul Walsh
23rd: Fred Lawrence  
24th: John McDonald
27th: Liam Donley, Don Delosa, Stephen Jones, Tim Rubenstein & Tom Johnston
28th: Paul Hardy & Steve Thomas
29th: David James
30th: Michael Pullinger
31st: Bob Miller, Tom Duncan  & John Smith

June Birthdays
 1st: David Sandquest, Jon Jankowski, Gordon Anderson, Pat Cullum & Robert Dobson 
 2nd: David Byrne & Don Wooding
 3rd: Paul Ballantyne & Don Parsons
 4th: Barry McKeown
 6th: Jo Mackintosh
 7th: Ian Bray
 8th: Craig Tanner
 9th: Bob Lee
 10th: Keith Miller, Robin Ford, Kevin Piechowski, Ray McMinn & Allan McCarthy 
 11th Don Fleet & Bruce Morley
 12th: Allan Carter
 13th: Chris Cromwell & Peter Wallen
 14th: Frank Powell & Andrew Galley
17th: Carol Wilson, Dennis Wigg, Ralph Birch, Peter Williams, Jerry Gwynne, Ken May & John Kidd
 18th: Geoff Anderson, Max Hardy   & John Gibbs
 20th: Paul McGroder & Adam McCarthy
 21st: Tony Vine, Roger Downs, Kerry Jorgensen, Ken Robinson, Barry Atkinson & Allan Sadler
 22nd: George McKenzie
 23rd: Arthur McKean, Robert O'Brien, Chris Bayly, Geoff Cherry, Kim Ive, Tom Jarrett & Mick Ploenges
 24th: Marcos Alfonso
 25th: Gary Finney, Sean Goff & Daniel O'Brien
 26th: Ian Harvey
 27th: Andrew Holman
 28th: Roger Hardwicke & Ray Copeland
 29th: Brett Ollington & Greg Skinner
 30th: Donald Brown, Alan Gurman & Lee Bond

July Birthdays
 1st: Bob Head, Mark Ormond, Henry Thompson, Bill Hosie   & Rick Ling
 3rd: Doug Manners
 4th: Graham White & George Hunt  
 5th: Rod Peters, Geoff Taffe, Glen Protheroe & Keith Freemantle
 6th: Bryce Jackson
 7th: Thomas Beckerling, Dennis Money , Geoff Holmes & Jim Moon
 8th: Angad Singh & Stephen Conlon
 9th: Lloyd Blake
 10th: Noel Lowrie
 11th: Bob Wilson  , Peter Hugonett & Geoff Rose
 13th: Peter Bird, Rodney Williams, Phil Solomon, Neville Carlyon, Mick Lynch & Michael Crellin
 15th: Steve Hussey
 17th: Peter Morgan & Rod Curtis
 18th: Craig Porich & Ian Beadle
 19th: Neil Chaplin, Joe Eyck & John Kendon
 20th: Alan Mooney & Bob Moores
 21st: John Cross, Frank Owen & Chris Rodgers
 22nd: Alan Aldred & Dave Parker
 23rd: Geoff Moss, Bob Raines, Stuart Milburn, Warren Boyles, Joe Casserly & Paul Cleary 
 24th: Barry Smith, Peter Nube & Bob Nicholas
 25th: Anthony P Smith & Jeremy Dirrmann
 27th: Brian Mateer, Chris Hartcher, John Sullivan, Mick Dunne, Ray J Kemp, Ted Curr & Franky Hayes
 28th: Kevin Hayton & Ian Henderson
 29th Harry Anderson
 30th: Mark Vandelaar & Dean Barr
 31st: Ralph Jeffree, John Dakers & Gregg Bass

August Birthdays
 2nd: Don Watson, Bob Hibberd , Mike Gallagher & Norm O'Neill
 4th:  Ross Clarke
 5th: Rob McClay & Doug Bews
 6th: Phil Oldacres-Dear
 7th: Danny Carroll & Graham Fisk
 8th: John Wood-Cowling
 9th: Richard Hodson
 10th: Phil Thompson
 11th: Kevin Clarke
 12th: Trevor Babore
 13th: Peter Van Brink & Greg Shimmen
 16th: Steve Sanders & Jeff Harding
 17th: Gavin Dwyer & Bob Pharoah
 18th: Allan Griegg
 19th: John Ranger, Anthony Hendricks & Bernard Lucas
 20th: Don Meadows & Tex O'Grady
 22nd: Andrew Pappas & Allan Neyland
 23rd: John Culnane, Elwyn Brookes, Terry Coldwell, Paul Fogarty, Skip Loft & Graham Collins
 24th: Peter Brookes
 25th: William Hollas
 26th: Doug Austin, Scott Christie, Philip Lees, Ken Beattie & Andy Pender
 27th: Jeffrey Williams & Miles Greenway
 28th: Jim Green & Barry Wilson
 29th: David Taylor & Alby Farrawell
 30th: Alan Gibbs, Derek Walsh, Liam Hannigan, Andy Millar, Bill Burgess & Kev Batty
 31st: John Eade

September Birthdays
1st: Martin Holzberger '68, Geoffrey Rossiter, Richard Murrell & Daryl Kearvell 
2nd: Wade Vidulich, Graham French, David Stubbs & Adrian Jallands
3rd: Alan Nutton & Peter Stone
4th: Glenn Ireland, Tom Driver, Barry Jenkins & Paul Green  
5th: Tony Collins
6th: Barney Sullivan 
7th: Mark Reynolds
8th: Terry Hoyland, Tony Maddock & Tony Tipping
9th: Wayne Donnelly, Paddy Thorpe & Mike Newman
10th: Steve McEvoy, Jodi Bonney & Stephen Gray
11th: Mathew Smith, Peter Adams   & Angus Bartlett-Bragg   
13th: Michael Andison, Laurie Reeves, Geoff Piesse & Bill Maybury
14th: Ian Johnson & Wayne Stephens
16th: Alan James, Peter Vidler  , Bob Baker, Bruce Dunster & Gary Oakley
17th: Ray Andrews & Dale Ainsworth
18th: Bill Van Berk , Peter Hall, Chris Thomas, Kevin Murphy & Steve Hibbert
19th: Geoff Wadley
20th: Chad Hardy & Don Meredith
21st: Mike Gee, Bill Wasley, Greg Chalker & Paul Dann
22nd: Dave Hoare, George Lakey, Richard Bywater & Ian Eglinton
23rd: Rick Steley 
24th: Nick Brough
25th: James Taaffe, Vic Jeffery & George Greaves
26th: John Bishop, Tony Masters, Roy Orkney, Brian Earle & Steve Pfeiffer
27th: John Walmsley, Phil Lowry, George Holmes, Peter Nash & Allen Short
28th: Paul Hartridge, Guy Burton & Len Bullivant
29th: Peter Nielsen, George Washington, Peter Dechaineux, Alex Seizovic & Ken Brazier ('44)
30th: Keith Dalby & Greg Raymond

October Birthdays
1st: Peter Clark, Col Deller & Greg Cure
2nd: Bob Carter, Jeff Bartils & Sam Brennan
3rd: Hazel O'Brien, Mal McQueen, Perry Holland & Perry Welsh
4th: Dave Gladman & Philip Roberts
5th: John Parton, Jason Minns & Jenny Deeks
6th: Jock Howes & Stuart Grant
7th: Jeff Stein & Brian O'Shea
8th: Ben Bundy & Ron Baker
9th: John O'Neill, Allan Wilkinson, Gordon Hawick, Ray Jamieson, Chris Birch, Adam Addinall, Jamie Robinson, Paul Cripps & John Beekman
10th: Bob Wilson & Bill Podmore
11th: Craig Barnett, Gus Gillis, Frank King & Graeme Klepzig
12th: Andrew Brewer 
13th: Terry Young & Warren Goodall
14th: Chris Gay, Colin Ware, Darryl Dick, Darryl Rodgers, Sean O'Dwyer & Stuart Munro
15th: Bill O'Brien, Peter Donovan & Neil Wallace
16th: Peter Wiskar & David Irvine
17th: Will Stein
18th: Colin Willey
19th: Matt Ritchie '69, Ray Arthurs & Paul Tolson
20th: Rod Spackman
21st: Campbell Conn  & Robert Macdonald
22nd: Allan Dangerfield, Lionel Graham & Trevor Angel
23rd: Trevor Wilson
24th: John Head, Ian Appleby, Barry Robertson & Ken Chilvers
26th: Ian Tanner, Kevin Mack, Frog Warton & Robin Thurston
27th: Andrew Wilkinson, Mike Shepherd, Shaun Haggerty & Ross Milton
28th:  Alan Jamieson
29th: Rami Michael '75, Glynis Bailey '72, Peter Donzow, Luke Heywood, Robert Young & Kevan Calvert
30th: Ken Mills  , John Tait & Darryl Kemp

November Birthdays
1st: Russell Maynard & Peter Eilola
2nd: Stan Nimmo, Ian Woodstock & Robert Bretherton
3rd: Bruce Poole
4th: John Williams & Ron Ayres
5th: Rodney Percival, Graeme Porzucek & Des Connors
6th: Midwife's Holiday
7th: Irish Bevan
8th: Ross Tuckett & Garry Bax  
9th: Wayne Lynch & David Luck
10th: Jacobus 'Jim' Stokman & Bill Podmore '44
​11th: Tom O'Farrell, Keith Pearse, Chris Garner & Kevin Mitchell
12th: Rick Fishbourne
13th: Wally Holding & Tom Shaw
14th: Joe Greener & Greville Knight
15th: Mick Craddock
16th: Andrew Hinds, John Smurthwaite & Shane Pike
17th: Spencer Astill
18th: Peter Durrant '53 & Bruce Mclennan '49
19th: Paul Dickson & John Brown
20th: Mike Deeks
21st: David Mathews, Peter Eastwood, Bob Lea, George Chapman & Manuel (Cisco) Marquez
22nd: Paul Meakin, Bill Lee & Paul Wood
23rd: Dave Petherick, Buster Keating, Peter Finn & Paul Meakin
24th: Ray Clarke & Carl Larkin
25th: Mike Bennett
26th: Chris Forward, Ian Spencer, Robert Hendrie & Peter Watt
27th: Lance Bennett & Barry 'Ted' Affleck
28th: Murray McConochie, John Goss & Zoe Seaton
29th: Allan Harris & John Ryan
30th: Morrie Jeppesen & Noel McVeigh

December Birthdays
1st: Keith Jenkins, Terry Gough, Ross Ewing & Rod Payne
2nd: Nick Steyn, Dick Wiley, John Currie   & Anthony Zegenhagen
5th: Anthony Osborne, Gary Miller & Jonathon Powis
6th: David Holland & Kevin O'Brien
8th: Ian Roberts, Richard Gough, Allen Story & John Angelini
9th: Terry Parsons, John Hogg, Les Tovey, Les Thurgood, John Hogg & Des Scanlen
11th: Geoff Burns, Len Carr & Rod Baker
12th: Graham Boyce, Greg Stuart & Mathew Heggie
13th: John Lennon & Ken Grierson
14th: Cian Connor & Mark Strawhan
15th: Gordon Selby, Pedro Pedersen & John Duggan
19th: Noel Robinson & Vicki Bray
20th: Stuart Mapley, Gary Redman & Tony Parkin
21st: Col Lewis
22nd: Ken Egan-Lalor
23rd: John Holland, Stephen Jenner, Dave Horne & Joe Vella
25th: Iain Burns
27th: Terry Wyatt & Tony Mahon
29th: Peter Geard
30th: Fred Hooper & Arn Brown
31st: Tim Shannon, Chris Read & Gary Ross


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Aquarius

Aquarius Jan 21st - Feb 19th
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.  Unlike all the other losers out there, you are without fault.  You are the closest that our Creator ever got to perfection, especially those that he thought were in his likeness, HE called them Chief stokers.  All Aquarians are capable of walking on water! You should feel honoured if considered a friend of an Aquarian.



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Pisces

Pisces Feb 20th - Mar 19th
You have a weird sense of imagination and often think you are being followed by aliens.  You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting this imaginary power.  You lack confidence and smell funny, like a beached fish.



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Aries

Aries Mar 20th - April 18th
You are practical and persistent, two qualities that make you a pain in the arse!  You have a dogged determination to finish what you start, it is a pity that you never get it right the first time.  Some people think that you are stubborn and pig-headed, but most just think you are an arsehole.



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Taurus "The Bull"

Taurus April 19th - May 19th
Taurus takes its name from the Greek Tauros, meaning "the Bull" and like a Bull you are full of it!  You are successful in life, because you understand the importance of sucking up. Lacks a sense of humor, is aggressive and can be stubborn and self-indulgence. As a lover does not have the size or stamina of a Bull!


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Gemini

Gemini May 20th - June 20th
You are a quick and intelligent thinker and people like you because you are bi-sexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little, a cheap bastard! You are not a very nice person and deliberately run into children with your trolley while shopping.


 
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Cancer

Cancer Jun 21st - Jul 21st
You see yourself as a caring and sharing person that is sympathetic and understanding and likes to get involved with other peoples problems.  In fact, most people just see you as nosey!  You always keep putting things off, this is the reason that you will always be on welfare and not worth a turd.  Prisons are full of you lot!


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Leo

Leo Jul 22nd - Aug 22nd
You consider yourself a born leader but others think that you are a born idiot. Like most Leo's, you are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism.  Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo's enjoy masturbation more than sex.


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Virgo

Virgo Aug 23rd - Sept 21st
You are a logical person and hate disorder.  Your nit picking attitude is sickening to your messmates and family.  You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep during those rare occasions that you get intercourse. That doesn't worry your partner though, she (it) is usually asleep when you start. Virgos make good morticians and pimps!!


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Libra

Libra Sept 22nd - Oct 21st: 
Having a female hygiene item named after your horoscope says it all!  You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality.  If you are male you are probably gay and most sluts are Libra (not that there is anything wrong with that). There is a good chance that most Tiffies were Librans. Chances for a long and happy life are nil.



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Scorpio

Scorpio Oct 24th - Nov 22nd
Scorpios are the worst of the lot, they are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. They rise to the pinnacle of success in their industry by breaking every rule possible and ignoring ethics.  Most think you are a real bastard, and the majority are never wrong.


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Sagittarius

Sagittarius Nov 22nd - Dec 21st
You are a sad lot.  You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck, but seeing that you have no skills or talent, what else can you do? The majority of Sagittarians are drunks so it is not surprising to find the majority of Coxswains are Sagittarians.  You are indeed a load of crap!