Up Periscope

Sanitary Tank

We had included the submissions provided by our members in the Grot each issue. This ended up becoming a problem as we had to leave a lot out due to not wanting to offend and the fact that including everything would make the Grot way too big. So the store was born. Some of that provided material could not even be placed in the store else we got too much heat so a need arose and this is the solution. This is the Sewage Tank under Trap 4. That place where all the shit mixes together before getting blown overboard. The place where "Blow Backs" originate.

This page could well offend most people except submariners. If you don't like it - don't scroll down and leave immediately. We will not be taking anything down.  

Here are some great examples of how to screw up a childhood

TRAFFIC- Curing Ding Bat pedestrians

Air Force obstacle course!

From the Trap Medical Dept: Vaccine Alternatives

Buddha quoted:

There are three things that cannot be easily hidden, the Sun, the Moon, and the Truth.

Two Truths and 5 Rules of Life:

Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However, after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats."
But, none of them comes up to the man- touch his penis and say, "Good Job"
Moral of the story -- Hard work is rarely appreciated

1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle
2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the asshole's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then, neither does milk.
5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

Condoms do not guarantee safe sex! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband
I think all Politicians should wear uniforms.
You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors!
Also, all Politicians should serve only two terms, one term in office and one term in prison.

Now This Is A Splinter!

Read the story on this before you think much about it.
* So you thought YOU had a bad day at the office!
* OK, all you medics. . .Top this one !

This is an actual emergency room photo of a fisherman who lost control of his High Speed Bass Boat in West Virginia. The wardens believe that he was traveling at a speed of approximately 75 mph at the time of the accident.. He was unable to negotiate a curve in the narrow waterway and unfortunately for him, upon striking the shoreline, he was ejected from the boat and landed on an old fence post.
You can probably picture what happened next, but this photograph really says it all. The good news is after about 6 months, this man made a full recovery after suffering a shattered hip, broken leg, several broken ribs, internal injuries and soft tissue damage. The doctors credited his recovery to the fact that the post lodged itself so tightly that there was little or no blood loss.
Now, that's got to hurt!